✨Creating roast cards straight from the pit of my patience. DIY downloads for the emotionally unfiltered. No refunds. No apologies. Just dysfunction, packaged pretty. One day soon, I’ll be printing + shipping (fingers crossed 🤞). Until then, it’s instant chaos on demand. I’m a single mom of two wonderfully savage boys, running on caffeine, cuss words, and stubborn laughter. My goal? To make the world laugh a little louder. If you’re here, you probably cope the same way: laughing at the mess instead of crying about it.